Because I am tired, in pain, and bordering on slap-happy right now. Even before that, it was delightfully entertaining when Clarissa did it.
the authors message in “the shadow theives’ — Demons are bad; don’t mess with them. Unless you’re a badass pre-teen; then you’ll get a sequel.
yoga for tight vagina — If you’re looking for yoga or other exercises to strengthen weak pelvic floor muscles, I will address it later in the core series. If you’re specifically interested in having a tight vagina, read this from Scarleteen and get back to me.
how to fart anytime — Not sure, as I don’t think we’ve genetically engineered time-release beans.
difference between puppy dog and child’s pose — There’s a video here, but basically, puppy dog has the hips raised vertically over the knees instead of dropping back toward the heels — so puppy looks like a modification of down dog with the knees on the floor.
obesity – the unequivocal sign that something is wrong with your body — Obesity: the unequivocal sign that the quotient of your mass in kilograms divided by your height in meters squared (kg/m2) yields a number greater than or equal to thirty.
Er, just fyi I think you switched a w for an h in there…unless they’ve started measuring weight in meters now…that would be interesting.
I hope this isn’t too forward, but i <3 you. Yours is every bit as entertaining as Clarissa's.
Good catch! Fixing now.
Oh so that’s the difference between child’s pose and puppydog! I’ve always wondered
Thanks!
No problem. I like puppy as down dog with less stress on my wrists.