Because I am tired, in pain, and bordering on slap-happy right now. Even before that, it was delightfully entertaining when Clarissa did it.
the authors message in “the shadow theives’ — Demons are bad; don’t mess with them. Unless you’re a badass pre-teen; then you’ll get a sequel.
yoga for tight vagina — If you’re looking for yoga or other exercises to strengthen weak pelvic floor muscles, I will address it later in the core series. If you’re specifically interested in having a tight vagina, read this from Scarleteen and get back to me.
how to fart anytime — Not sure, as I don’t think we’ve genetically engineered time-release beans.
difference between puppy dog and child’s pose — There’s a video here, but basically, puppy dog has the hips raised vertically over the knees instead of dropping back toward the heels — so puppy looks like a modification of down dog with the knees on the floor.
obesity – the unequivocal sign that something is wrong with your body — Obesity: the unequivocal sign that the quotient of your mass in kilograms divided by your height in meters squared (kg/m2) yields a number greater than or equal to thirty.