Search Queries Answered

Because I am tired, in pain, and bordering on slap-happy right now. Even before that, it was delightfully entertaining when Clarissa did it.

the authors message in “the shadow theives’ — Demons are bad; don’t mess with them. Unless you’re a badass pre-teen; then you’ll get a sequel.

yoga for tight vagina — If you’re looking for yoga or other exercises to strengthen weak pelvic floor muscles, I will address it later in the core series. If you’re specifically interested in having a tight vagina, read this from Scarleteen and get back to me.

how to fart anytime — Not sure, as I don’t think we’ve genetically engineered time-release beans.

difference between puppy dog and child’s pose — There’s a video here, but basically, puppy dog has the hips raised vertically over the knees instead of dropping back toward the heels — so puppy looks like a modification of down dog with the knees on the floor.

obesity – the unequivocal sign that something is wrong with your body — Obesity: the unequivocal sign that the quotient of your mass in kilograms divided by your height in meters squared (kg/m2) yields a number greater than or equal to thirty.

Hades, the underworld god


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4 comments on “Search Queries Answered
  1. Er, just fyi I think you switched a w for an h in there…unless they’ve started measuring weight in meters now…that would be interesting.

    I hope this isn’t too forward, but i ❤ you. Yours is every bit as entertaining as Clarissa's.

  2. G says:

    Oh so that’s the difference between child’s pose and puppydog! I’ve always wondered 🙂 Thanks!

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