Dear Student,

There is probably no situation in which, “What? I’m making zombie noises,” is an optimal response.

For instance, if — as is often the case in class — we are not being chased by zombies, then it is probably more important to focus on your actual school work.

And if we are being chased by zombies — then for the love of Bruce Campbell and boomsticks, do not provoke them!

Am I the only one who grew up learning zombie survival skills?

Please do not eat my brains,
Your Teacher

How to Survive a Zombie Attack, by Acey Duecy


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5 comments on “Zombies
  1. I have a dog named Ash. Partly because he is gray, but mostly after the Bruce Campbell character. And I can inflict a “girly” name on a dog without him complaining. Anyway, I figure he’ll protect me from zombies.

  2. This is too funny. 🙂

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