(Also known as Teacher Secrets 14 and Shit I Wish I Could Say at School.)
To whom it may concern:
Seriously? You thought the best possible place to throw up your gang tag was on a roll of toilet paper in the girls bathroom?
You do realize that roll will disappear, right? In about a day or two.
But please tell me, what was it about the thin paper people use to wipe their asses that made you say, “Hells, yes! I will make my mark on that!”
Here’s hoping it was someone’s worthy attempt at satire!