Search Terms, Round 3

An amusing and informative assortment of the search engine terms that bring people to my blog:

  • why is deenie a banned book — Masturbation. Because overbearing mothers and stigma against physical disability are not at all frowned upon by book banners.
  • rodney yee’s ultimate power yoga reviewIt’s good. I’ll also be reviewing another Rodney Yee DVD later this summer.
  • my hips feel tight — Mine too.
  • savasana dog — Here she is!
    Dog lying upside down.

    “Okay, I did dead dog. Where’s my damn cookie?”

  • before i fall lauren oliver main character dies — Thanks. Now you’ve spoiled the ending for the rest of us.
  • boobs — Okay, buddy. How many pages of “boobs” results did you actually have to ogle read before you got here?
  • yoga for birth control — Not seeing how that one would work. Unless, “Help, I am stuck in wheel pose and can’t get out!” counts as birth control.
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2 comments on “Search Terms, Round 3
  1. Princess R says:

    I ❤ Savasana Dog. So peaceful looking…and cute!

    • Tori says:

      The cute is deliberately deceptive. That is Casey’s Crowning Achievement trick, the one she is sure will *always* get her cookie.

      She’s, um, completely right on that, BTW. No that she’s spoiled or anything.

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