Search Term Hilarity

Or “lose my faith in humanity.” I hope the former.

  • bruise on top of foot — That sounds painful. It’s quite possible I’ve posted about bruises on the soles of my feet — maybe here — from minimalist running. However, I’m not sure that I’ve posted about or experienced bruises on the tops of my feet.
  • rectangular prism labeled — Well, here is mine:
    Line drawing of rectangular prism, labeled with above listed muscle groups.

    Pretend this is your core on pretty colors.

    Though I don’t think it will help you with your math homework or anything.

  • tumblr yoga sex — Not sure what you’re talking about, sorry. I have never had sex while doing yoga or while checking my Tumblr.
  • girl in the arena — Not my favoritest, but here you go. That said, it might be worth checking out the Alanna books (or anything by Tamora Pierce), the Hunger Games trilogy, the Uglies series by Scott Westerfeld, or even Delirium by Lauren Oliver in addition or instead.
  • dear sister i can see your panties from here — If you are my sister: you could have just, like, texted, you know. If you are not my sister: ew.
  • yoga shoes or barefoot — You know, I don’t know a single person in real life who uses yoga shoes. I suspect they come in handy if one spends a lot of time practicing off one’s mat. However, if you have a mat…
  • yoga butt — The butt belonging to any person who practices yoga (asana or not) is a yoga butt. If that search term brought you to my blog, well, make your peace or leave.

I'm here. I like stuff. Some other stuff, I like less.

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4 comments on “Search Term Hilarity
  1. Caitlin says:

    The vast majority of search terms that bring people to my blog either have to do with Brittney Griner’s gender or Uta Pippig winning the Boston Marathon while she pooped herself. And then there is stuff like “sexy teen girl athletes,” to which I can only wonder about the surprise the searcher got when they came to my site.

    • Tori says:

      The number one search term that brings people to my blog is “boobs.” Not “yoga,” not anything else. “Boobs.”

      Given how relatively few of my posts are about breasts, I have to wonder just how many pages of Google search these folks are going through, looking for boobs.

  2. aforalpha says:

    I’ve always thought that yoga butt sounded like an occupational hazard. Kind of like swimmer’s ear or tennis elbow.

    (My uni. PE yoga teacher blathered on in ways that all but forced my brain to think in pure snark.)

    • Tori says:

      There is a product sold in one of my local stores called Anti Monkey Butt Powder, for things like diaper rash and stuff. “Yoga butt” always makes me think of things like that.

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