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Yoga Month, Yoga Wisdom — Touching

The third thing yoga taught me was that it’s okay to touch myself. I don’t mean like masturbation, though that’s all fine and good too. (Though it should probably be reserved for a home practice rather than at a studio

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Something about Boobs

Photo of small gray dog and small beige dog on couch.

So. The Human is gone again to the Planned Parenthood Advocates of Arizona blog. She’s talking about… mobile… phones? No. Mobile… home? No. Mobile… something about boobs. As small dogs, we are highly in favor of boobs, as they make

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Open Letter to Bra Manufactuerers

Coordinate plane labeled with rib cage and bust size for axes.

To whom it may concern: This is a ribcage: This is a breast: The reason they look like entirely separate body parts is because they are… entirely separate body parts. Therefore, they can grow separately on any given individual. No,

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Signal Boost: Braless in Brasil

An awesome photo post on bra fitting the Victoria’s Secret way. When I follow it (direct link here if you want to play along), VS tells me I wear a 42B. Not. Even. Close.

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Swimsuits & Boobs

I was originally going to call this post, “Fuck, It’s Swimsuit Season Again” to better express my sentiments, but I decided dropping the f-bomb as the very first word of the post was not the better part of valor this

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