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Line drawing of rectangular prism, labeled with above listed muscle groups.

Or “lose my faith in humanity.” I hope the former. bruise on top of foot — That sounds painful. It’s quite possible I’ve posted about bruises on the soles of my feet — maybe here — from minimalist running. However,

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Search Terms, Round 3

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An amusing and informative assortment of the search engine terms that bring people to my blog: why is deenie a banned book — Masturbation. Because overbearing mothers and stigma against physical disability are not at all frowned upon by book

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So, real vampires really do eat grilled cheese? Or what?

Part 8 of Real Vampires Don’t Eat Grilled Cheese. Probably this is the last or second to last part. Until I write the sequel. _____________________________________________ Anna: That’s not very nice. Earl: I’m not saying it to be mean, but I

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Is this vampire still hungry? Or, Part 7.

Of this play. _____________________________________________ Zoe: So you never get the craving for blood? Earl: Not anymore. Zoe: But you did? Earl: Things have changed. Zoe: I find that hard to believe. Earl: I’m not asking you to. Zoe: If you’re

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Six Vampires A-… Cheesing?

I guess “cheese” isn’t a verb. And it isn’t close to Christmas. But it doesn’t matter because there’s only one vampire, and anyway, Real Vampires Don’t Eat Grilled Cheese. ______________________________________________________ (Beat. Anna enters with a pot of coffee. She crosses

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IV: Real Vampires Don’t Eat Grilled Cheese

Earl’s continuing adventure. ___________________________________________________________ Earl: She doesn’t seem to like you much. Zoe: She knows me too well for that. Earl: Been coming here awhile, then? Zoe: Entirely beside the point. Earl: I’m not sure I follow you. Zoe: I’m

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Vampire & Cheese: Part 3

Okay, so the full title is “Real Vampires Don’t Eat Grilled Cheese,” and it’s continued from Part 2. _______________________________________________ Zoe: She has a lovely neck, you know. Earl: I beg your pardon? Zoe: I’m just saying. Not like mine: my

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